My mom is a fob...

So my mom got a new SUV and it's one of those really fancy ones. She got a really good deal for a KIA Sorento. She bought because it's Asian made.

One day my mom accidentally pressed the "lock windows" button. She tried opening the windows and non opened. Of course she got angry and took her SUV to the dealership. She made an appointment to get it fixed, supposedly. She got home and figured out that she accidentally pressed the "lock windows" button.

And that sad part is that she still has an appointment with the dealership and still hasn't called to cancel.

Got in trouble at work...

Before going work, I usually wear my Bostonian dress shoes. But today I was in a hurry and put on my slip-on Vans instead. I didn't want to waste time tying shoe laces and be late for my Advertising/Promotions Class midterm.

I left school still wearing my Vans. Got to work still wearing my Vans. Totally unaware that I was still wearing my Vans, I went to see my supervisor to get my cash can in the vault. She looks down at my shoes and told me I'm wearing inappropriate shoes.

Good thing no written warning for me!

In my pocket...

I was walking to class today and I was reaching for my iPod in my front pocket and found this (picture on the right). I really thought it was a condom and freaked out. I then started thinking of all my possible friends who would be a suspect.

I looked at it again and remembered that it was from my Fraternity's Bid Day. Everyone got a stem of rose. That aquaplus was from the bouquet of roses.

FML.

So at work...

We have these compliment cards at work (pictured sample on the right). Members can write nice or mean things about whichever teller help them. Today one of my co-workers got this:

"Please call your #1 fan later after work, (702) XXX-XXXX*. Mr X*. I would love to speak with you about our future."

This teller is married with a child and Mr. X knows about that. They were talking for about 15 minutes about her family, traveling, her 2 year old daughter, and her husband who is in the military going to Korea this summer.

She came running to the break freaking out not knowing what to do. I read the compliment card and literally laughed out loud. Really loud.

But then, I'm thankful I don't have a stalker anymore.

**Phone number and names are blocked for that individual's privacy.